Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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