Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
