My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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