He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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