Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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