Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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