After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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