i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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