Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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