she was so not down for the gang bang
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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