she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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