omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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