Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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