just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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