Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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