butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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