So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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