how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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