There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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