have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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