..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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