If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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