I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Michael Bay diarrhea
zippers are such a cool invention
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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