turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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