member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
wow bdsm is so cute
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
