I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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