But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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