Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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