if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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