Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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