How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
