Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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