Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do