Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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