I want to make a zoo with you.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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