your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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