In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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