To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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