Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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