used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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