How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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