So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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