i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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