I hate your face
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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