good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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