So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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