boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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