You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
