just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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