You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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