Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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