My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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