at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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