He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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