I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.