You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was