Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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