yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.