I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.