Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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