You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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