i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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