I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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